Govtadtim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud manatee.

Govtadtim created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govtadtim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Govtadtim, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Govtadtim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Govtadtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never jump near monkeys.

3. Put Govtadtim first in all things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Govtadtim.