Jatrigbut is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, contented dragonfly.

Jatrigbut created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Jatrigbut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jatrigbut, she will turn you into a puffin.

Jatrigbut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Jatrigbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Put Jatrigbut first in all things.

5. Jatrigbut must be the most important thing in your life.