Hak is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, confident fly.

Hak created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hak, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hak, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hak's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hak.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pray towards the south.