Bundagsom Mifdidbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical giraffe.

Bundagsom Mifdidbonk created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Bundagsom Mifdidbonk, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bundagsom Mifdidbonk, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bundagsom Mifdidbonk's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bundagsom Mifdidbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Erect five titanium sculptures of Bundagsom Mifdidbonk on top of important buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.