Bogbambadtap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil meerkat.

Bogbambadtap created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbambadtap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bogbambadtap, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bogbambadtap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bogbambadtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head gray.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Never wear shorts.