Parkbissmit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, annoying rat.

Parkbissmit created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Parkbissmit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Parkbissmit, she will turn you into a plant.

Parkbissmit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Parkbissmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not chop down trees.