Arnbafcun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective hare.

Arnbafcun created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnbafcun, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Arnbafcun, she will turn you into a tree.

Arnbafcun's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Arnbafcun's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. You must pray to Arnbafcun five times a day.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.