Pogyobzin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring hummingbird.

Pogyobzin created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogyobzin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pogyobzin, it will come to you in dreams.

Pogyobzin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pogyobzin's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.