Mummatdub Gunyar is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced deer.

Mummatdub Gunyar created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mummatdub Gunyar, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mummatdub Gunyar, he will not care at all.

Mummatdub Gunyar's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mummatdub Gunyar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn mites for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Mummatdub Gunyar's priests.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Worship no other gods but Mummatdub Gunyar.

5. Do not dye your hair white.