Popmumtof is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless capybara.

Popmumtof created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popmumtof, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Popmumtof, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Popmumtof's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Popmumtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.