Nakbesthudhadlatgebdun is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, slow fly.

Nakbesthudhadlatgebdun created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Nakbesthudhadlatgebdun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nakbesthudhadlatgebdun, she will come to you in dreams.

Nakbesthudhadlatgebdun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nakbesthudhadlatgebdun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nakbesthudhadlatgebdun.

2. Never jump in the presence of monkeys.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nakbesthudhadlatgebdun on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.