Dablangut is a god.

He takes the form of a small, smart newt.

Dablangut created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dablangut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dablangut, he will turn you into a slug.

Dablangut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dablangut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan snails for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about goats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not covet oxen.