Rawabbonkflig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic badger.

Rawabbonkflig created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawabbonkflig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawabbonkflig, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rawabbonkflig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rawabbonkflig's Holy Commandments

1. Rawabbonkflig loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Put Rawabbonkflig first in all things.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.