Zansisnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful hare.

Zansisnurl created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zansisnurl, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zansisnurl, she will not care at all.

Zansisnurl's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Zansisnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Always look after injured birds.