Dossloopnull is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair centipede.

Dossloopnull created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Dossloopnull, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dossloopnull, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dossloopnull's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dossloopnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.