Pakstikciss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-powerful mouse.

Pakstikciss created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakstikciss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pakstikciss, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pakstikciss' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Pakstikciss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six eagles approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.