Yattbellog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sapient skunk.

Yattbellog created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yattbellog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yattbellog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yattbellog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yattbellog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Yattbellog loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear purple scarves.