Wancensaf is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, weak crocodile.

Wancensaf created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wancensaf, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wancensaf, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wancensaf's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wancensaf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not take Wancensaf's name in vain.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about nebulae.