Xenlistab Rillfendob Yoksandrul is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited goblin.

Xenlistab Rillfendob Yoksandrul created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenlistab Rillfendob Yoksandrul, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xenlistab Rillfendob Yoksandrul, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Xenlistab Rillfendob Yoksandrul's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Xenlistab Rillfendob Yoksandrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green stockings.

2. You must love Xenlistab Rillfendob Yoksandrul.

3. Run away from red sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Xenlistab Rillfendob Yoksandrul on top of important buildings.