Fadgadtail is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering crane.

Fadgadtail created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgadtail, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadgadtail, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fadgadtail's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fadgadtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dogs.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Never write about asteroids.