Tomzaksat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair fish.

Tomzaksat created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Tomzaksat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tomzaksat, he will turn you into a worm.

Tomzaksat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tomzaksat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tomzaksat eight times a day.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tomzaksat.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.