Bosswikdog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate jaguar.

Bosswikdog created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosswikdog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bosswikdog, she will curse you with boils.

Bosswikdog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bosswikdog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three rats approach from the north.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

5. Always obey Bosswikdog's priests.