Gudgesscad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous wyvern.

Gudgesscad created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Gudgesscad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gudgesscad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gudgesscad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gudgesscad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudgesscad.

5. Never sit in the presence of shrews.