Gencitnartrap Vidflisbess is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witless hummingbird.

Gencitnartrap Vidflisbess created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gencitnartrap Vidflisbess, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gencitnartrap Vidflisbess, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gencitnartrap Vidflisbess' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gencitnartrap Vidflisbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shave your arms.