Bodbidbus Sommidpop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, proud shrew.

Bodbidbus Sommidpop created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbidbus Sommidpop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bodbidbus Sommidpop, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bodbidbus Sommidpop's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bodbidbus Sommidpop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must pray to Bodbidbus Sommidpop five times a day.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.