Flannurtfar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful raccoon.

Flannurtfar created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flannurtfar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flannurtfar, he will ignore you.

Flannurtfar's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Flannurtfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Always obey Flannurtfar's priests.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flannurtfar.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.