Litpopsaswegjarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless elephant.

Litpopsaswegjarn created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litpopsaswegjarn, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Litpopsaswegjarn, she will throw large rocks at you.

Litpopsaswegjarn's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Litpopsaswegjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.