Hinnannatbug is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, calm naga.

Hinnannatbug created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinnannatbug, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hinnannatbug, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hinnannatbug's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hinnannatbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hinnannatbug.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.