Kimdutbud is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, fast spider.

Kimdutbud created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimdutbud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kimdutbud, it will try to impress you with trees.

Kimdutbud's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Kimdutbud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. You must love Kimdutbud.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.