Rowegcen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring penguin.

Rowegcen created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowegcen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowegcen, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rowegcen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rowegcen's Holy Commandments

1. Rowegcen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rowegcen.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never hurt hamsters.