Tafduttaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless guinea pig.

Tafduttaf created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tafduttaf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tafduttaf, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tafduttaf's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tafduttaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide from cyan dogs for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Worship no other gods but Tafduttaf.