Dimbapfig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest jellyfish.

Dimbapfig created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Dimbapfig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dimbapfig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dimbapfig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dimbapfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never paint your feet white.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.
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