Gigvinlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless unicorn.

Gigvinlarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigvinlarg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gigvinlarg, it will turn you into a snail.

Gigvinlarg's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gigvinlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue whales for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Gigvinlarg on top of important buildings.

5. Never sit near manatees.