Tabsinhin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful shark.

Tabsinhin created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tabsinhin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tabsinhin, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tabsinhin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tabsinhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tabsinhin.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. You must pray to Tabsinhin nine times a day.