Ragwanmip is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonest aardvark.

Ragwanmip created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Ragwanmip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ragwanmip, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ragwanmip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ragwanmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Hide if seven sheep approach from the east.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not take Ragwanmip's name in vain.