Nakpangster is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident hyena.

Nakpangster created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakpangster, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nakpangster, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nakpangster's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nakpangster's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not make images of living things.