Hugged is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, smart horse.

Hugged created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugged, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hugged, he will turn you into a plant.

Hugged's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hugged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away if five manatees approach from the west.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.