Bogshavcub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy wyrm.

Bogshavcub created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogshavcub, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bogshavcub, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bogshavcub's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bogshavcub's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Bogshavcub must be the most important thing in your life.