Begdabstig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, ruthless jellyfish.

Begdabstig created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begdabstig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Begdabstig, she will send you a sign.

Begdabstig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Begdabstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not take Begdabstig's name in vain.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never jump near great tits.
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