Bogpopzim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, capable cow.

Bogpopzim created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogpopzim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogpopzim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bogpopzim's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bogpopzim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four bats approach from the north.

2. Run away from fawn monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Never feed limes to geese while wearing yellow scarves.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never hurt mites.