Cingodmil is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, weak troll.

Cingodmil created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cingodmil, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cingodmil, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cingodmil's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cingodmil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cingodmil.

4. Retreat if three moths approach from the east.

5. Never feed melons to badgers while wearing yellow coats.