Dumkad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish salamander.

Dumkad created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dumkad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dumkad, it will turn you into a slug.

Dumkad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dumkad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Dumkad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not take Dumkad's name in vain.