Fligbaglid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty camel.

Fligbaglid created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fligbaglid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fligbaglid, he will turn you into a worm.

Fligbaglid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fligbaglid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Worship no other gods but Fligbaglid.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Do not kill moths.