Rullyarparm Damyok is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, smart dugong.

Rullyarparm Damyok created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rullyarparm Damyok, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rullyarparm Damyok, he will turn you into a frog.

Rullyarparm Damyok's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rullyarparm Damyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Run away if eight porpoises approach from the north.

4. Worship no other gods but Rullyarparm Damyok.

5. Respect your elders.