Shavcamhab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, contented troll.

Shavcamhab created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Shavcamhab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Shavcamhab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Shavcamhab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Shavcamhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Never look in ponds.