Lagvonkhit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent human.

Lagvonkhit created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagvonkhit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lagvonkhit, it will manifest in front of you.

Lagvonkhit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lagvonkhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not speak about grapes.