Cidgofjig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective turtle.

Cidgofjig created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidgofjig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cidgofjig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cidgofjig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cidgofjig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Always obey Cidgofjig's priests.