Tofmifmid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive wasp.

Tofmifmid created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofmifmid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tofmifmid, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tofmifmid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tofmifmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. You must pray to Tofmifmid nine times a day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at asteroids.