Nuttbunvan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless goose.

Nuttbunvan created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbunvan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttbunvan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nuttbunvan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nuttbunvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.