Fubbuszod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented ant.

Fubbuszod created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubbuszod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fubbuszod, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fubbuszod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fubbuszod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Fubbuszod loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.